Dear Maytag,

What’s with your new commercial? The one with the monster truck being driven on top of two rows of Maytag washers.

Impressive, but this isn’t exactly what I need out of a washing machine. I suspect others feel the same (I also suspect that that truck on your commercial is actually a toy, but that’s beside the point).

I need a washing machine that:

1) Never leaks water

2) Won’t break down regardless of the fact that I overload it on a daily basis

3)  Withstands the occasional toy my two-year-old tosses in the laundry

I also desire excellent customer service from you, the manufacturer.

Frankly, if indeed my Maytag can handle such inappropriate abuse, I should have no problem getting free parts when malfunction or general break down occurs.

Sincerely,

the Coffeehouse Mom

 

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